“干啥……”

“碎不着~~~”

“硬睡……”

“还系碎不着~~~要不锅锅打系几一拳~~~把系几打昏掉~~~咯咯咯~~~”

“又开始皮了是吧，别逼我讲‘从前有座山’的故事~~~”

“嘎嘎嘎~~~系几错呐~~~”

“那就老实睡觉！”

“嗯呐~~~”

二十分钟后。

“锅得儿~~~”

“嗯？”

“系几有一锅问题~~~”

“九头虫用的飘柔，他妈帮他洗的……”

“不系~~~系几不系问介锅~~~”

“那你说……”

“咳~~~大头儿几哒衣服系肿么穿上气哒？”

“大头儿子？穿的T恤是吧……嗯？是昂……别急……哥想想……”

“嗯呐~~~系几不急~~~”